Taco Terror Karaoke, by The Meat Sweats

Taco Terror Karaoke

by The Meat Sweats

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1.	KFD (Sing Along) 03:54	lyrics	buy track
Fry some Chicken add some bacon and some cheese KFD heart attack with out the bun 11 herbs and spices KFD KFD (chant) Kentucky fried death Walk right in i can't wait Put that grease on my plate Chicken carcass, pig sides i'll sniff it out, it can't hide Half way through i feel sick run for the toilet, hardly made it excretions violent and terribly smelly starting to pass out, legs like jelly hallucinate chicken legs gripping the bowl as i shake pain unimaginable can't escape colonel sanders is taking me away the tunnel slides deep down This chicken is taking me to town Finally land, looks like hell i should have went to taco bell KFD Kentucky Fried Death This place sucks hear my plight no way out in my sight i found the devil he's eating chicken completly un-aware ready for the pickin i challenged him to a battle to see who could eat the most cattle 10 steaks in, i am stuffed the devil has won, now i'm fucked the devil went down to kfc lookin for a soul to steal poisoned his chicken leg challenged him to a meal The devil has a new toy the point of the whole ploy now i'm in hell shouldve went to taco bell
2.	Decree of the Meat Lord 03:00	lyrics	buy track
Here he comes Hail the Meat Lord Defy him And he'll nail you to the cutting board He rules one He rules all the meat Frying you up Is his favorite treat You broke the law Your punishment is due Hot dog water bath Waiting for you Never the same A man named Toni Spent the rest of his days Smelling like pepperoni All hail, the Meat Lord! (solo) You feel that? That's the Meat Sweats! I smell sweat I smell sausage The Meat Lord Has someone hostage Here he comes Hail the Meat Lord Defy him He'll nail you to the cutting board Depressed and alone They call him poor Blair Every time he sweats You can smell donair This is how He rules his domain You fuck up He causes you pain I dub thee, Meat Slaves!
3.	Meatsmoker 04:08	lyrics	buy track
Meat Smoker Dropped on a grill With tongs in hand Follow the smell To the beef filled land And we have arrived at the meat smoker time to read the scroll perform the ritual Add the flank steak , coat with the marinade ,squeeze out excess air , and seal the bag. Marinate in the fridge for 8 to 10 hours. Remove the flank steak and wipe off the excess solo Place the flank steak onto the wire racks the meat can touch but do not stack. The ritual Is complete Now we feast On beef jerky

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Sing along with the Meat Sweats! Become better than us, i promise it'll be the easiest thing you've ever done. Recorded at Shane Wilkies studio!

credits

released October 15, 2022

Guitars: Steve Maclean (Sausage Steve)
Stefane Samson (Salami Stef)

Bass: Paul Mackay (Pepperoni Paul)

Drums: Shane Wilkie (Shawarma Shane)