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Ballad Of The Blade (Mom I Broke My Sword)

from Sausage Festival by The Meat Sweats

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Ballad of the Blade
(Mom I broke my sword)

What can I do
With a broken blade
No more quest
To be made

I’ll be food
For the trolls
Unless I search
With soul

eBay
show your selection
Of hardened steel
To add to my collection

Finally
The perfect one
Mom
Get the capital one

Two to four weeks of shipping
My d&d group will be pissed
I guess I’ll be the DM for awhile
The’ll fight and pillage and rape without me

I can’t take it anymore
I’m tired of reciting lore
I just want to kill an ogre
Goblins knolls or a beholder

Mom said the sword arrived
When I saw it I nearly cried
She rolled her eyes and left the room
Prepare yourself i’m ready for Doom

Gonna kill a fuckin dragon
Level 70 battle mage
Just nailed an eleven hottie
Found the bracelet of sex change
So many crazy adventures
I left a horde of orcs in blaze
I’m the ruler of these lands
And I never even left my basement

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from Sausage Festival, released November 17, 2017

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