Ruuuuuuuun
The moose just ate Ted
A mutant creation
Terrorizing the nation
It won't stop till it's fed
Fuuuuccckkkk
Eyes black without soul
Eating human flesh
Leaves a bloody mess
It has but one goal
Eating all it fucking can
Gonna have to think of a plan
To escape the violent beast
Before I become it's next feast
Drooling radioactive green
On his antler lies a spleen
Breath drawing ever closer
Guess i'm just an unlucky hoser
Running
For my life
Living
Would be nice
Plowing
Through the trees
Killing
All it sees
Unleash the moose!
Ruuuunnnn
Mooooose
People gored on its horns
Out of breath
Wishing for death
Wish i was never born
Looooose
Survival is so fucking far
I'm gonna die
Fuck, oh my
The moose was just hit by a car
(solo)
Ruuuuuuuun
The moose just ate Fred
A mutant creation
Terrorizing the nation
It won't stop till it's fed
Fuuuuccckkkk
Eyes black without soul
Eating human flesh
Leaves a bloody mess
It has but one goal
Eating all it fucking can
Gonna have to think of a plan
To escape the violent beast
Before I become it's next feast
Drooling radioactive green
On his antler lies a spleen
Breath drawing ever closer
Guess i'm just an unlucky hoser
Running
For my life
Living
Would be nice
Plowing
Through the trees
Killing
All it sees
Unleash the moose!
Ruuuunnnn
Mooooose
People gored on its horns
Out of breath
Wishing for death
Wish i was never born
Looooose
I think i'm going insane
I'm gonna die
Fuck, oh my
The moose was just hit by a train